About

December 13, 2022

So you want to know about me. Cute.

Look, I’m just some guy who somehow ended up with a website in 2026 like its still a personality trait. I break things, fix them, break them again, and call it a “learning experience.” My commit messages are war crimes. My TODO list is a suggestion box that I ignore.

I do the whole tech thing — servers, code, infrastructure, the usual nerd stuff. But honestly? Half of it is just an excuse to buy more gadgets and feel like Batman while staring at a terminal.

I over-engineer everything. My home network has more redundancy than most small countries. I run my own git server because “trusting the cloud” sounds like something a villain would say. I have opinions about DNS that nobody asked for.

When I’m not fighting with config files, I’m probably:

  • Forgetting what I walked into a room for
  • Starting a project I’ll never finish
  • Finishing a project I definitely should not have started
  • Asking myself if I turned off the stove

If you’re still reading this, congratulations — you have too much free time. So do I. Maybe thats why were both here.

TL;DR: Chaos with a static IP. Proceed accordingly.